When Taylor and I were first dating I stayed over at his place, and the next morning I put my jeans on from the day before- I’d just left them crumpled on the floor. Anyhoo, I felt a scratchy feeling on my inner-upper thigh so I reached in and pulled out A GIANT WOLF SPIDER WITH A THREE AND A HALF IN LEGSPAN AHHHHHHHHH!
I didn’t mean this kind of anthropomorphized woodland creature, okay.
COME ON, GIANT CREEPY SPIDERS ARE PEOPLE TOO
oh FUCK
That is the biggest effingcspider I have ever SEEN.
It was smaller than the one I FOUND IN MY PANTS.
WHAT.
When Taylor and I were first dating I stayed over at his place, and the next morning I put my jeans on from the day before- I’d just left them crumpled on the floor. Anyhoo, I felt a scratchy feeling on my inner-upper thigh so I reached in and pulled out A GIANT WOLF SPIDER WITH A THREE AND A HALF IN LEGSPAN AHHHHHHHHH!
yuck! did u move it outside?
lol no, I just left it and last night it was skulking around the light fixture.