This past weekend I got to indulge in one of my all-time favourite activities: DRUNK TWILIGHT MOVIE NIGHT. This has been a tradition in my house since we first watched Twilight in ten fuzzy parts on youtube (superbusyhospital ring a bell for anyone else?), and continued with New Moon, although we totally skipped Eclipse (oopsies). But after hearing from numerous sources that Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 was the funniest movie of 2011 I knew it wasn’t to be missed, and if amazing fan-made posters like these were any indication I was in for a real treat.
After watching it all I can say is wow. WOW. wow. It was so dumb! And boring! Like you would think in a movie where a girl bangs a vampire and gets pregnant with his freaky vampire baby something would happen, but NOTHING HAPPENS. I live tweeted my reactions to the whole movie and normally when I try to live tweet something I lose interest after about twenty minutes because I’d rather watch it than tweet about it. THAT WAS NOT THE CASE THIS TIME.
I can’t decide if this was my finest moment or my hitting rock bottom.
It’s been suggested to me that I should do this (live tweet a terrible movie) every week but I don’t think I (or my liver) can handle this sort of emotional intensity. UNTIL PART TWO!
OH GOD I’M BORED ALREADY.
Oh my god you’re awesome, Tanie. Will you marry me? lolololol drunk livetweeting Twilight movies. WIN
Breaking Dawn was literally the Movie Watching Highlight of my 2011. I went on a date with my bestie and we snuck in a bottle of Absolut and a hand full of those little mini bottles of some pink shit. We drank all mini bottles and 2/3 of the vodka and cackled through the whole movie. It is unwatchable sober, but the greatest film achievement in the history of cinema when you’re wasted.