Fun with Dietary Restrictions

Back in September I mentioned Taylor was going to be starting a special diet to try and resolve some of his problems with his skin. He’s been on it for a week now, which means I’ve kind of been on it too- if I’m making food for everyone I don’t want to be making a bunch of different meals (of course, this didn’t stop me from asking Taylor to make me a grilled cheese sandwich when he was making eggplant and asparagus for himself, but in my defense I was sick).

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the two people who liked my “I AM OFFENDED TBH” comment were Taylor and myself
The thing about this diet is that you pretty much can’t eat ANYTHING that you haven’t made yourself from scratch. Everything that comes in a package has corn or wheat or soy or nuts or SOMETHING he can’t have. He had to quit drinking coffee and switch to herbal tea, and the only one I can find that doesn’t have lemon or orange peel in it is mint. It’s really frustrating, and I wish again that we’d thought to do this in the summer, when all you want to eat is raw fruits and vegetables, not heavy, hearty filling comfort foods.

for the first new, Taylor-friendly dish I made spaghetti squash with homemade pasta sauce.

Spaghetti Squash with Homemade Pasta Sauce

this is my plate, hence the parmesan cheese
I was hoping I could use the jarred sauce I already had, since it was all organic and fancy, but it had soy in it, so NOPE. I made the sauce myself with a bunch of fresh vegetables and a can of whole tomatoes, which was the GROSSEST THING EVER, they plopped out like a bunch of gelatinous fetuses and I had to squish them.

The spaghetti squash itself was okay, I was really anxious about it since I am the world’s pickiest eater, but in spite of smelling like horrible pumpkin guts when raw, it tasted like pretty much nothing once I’d cooked it. It was really filling too, neither of us finished our plates. The one downside was that when Taylor tried to take some leftovers to work they basically dissolved into liquid.

My next attempt was a bigger success: potato & leek soup.

Potato Leek Soup

This was my favourite thing I made, I actually really like potato & leek soup but most store bought ones I’ve tried have disappointed me. I made this in two pots- one I blended the cooked potatoes, leeks and vegetable stock to get a smooth consistency, in the other I drained the broth from the potatoes and leeks so I would have some solid pieces to add texture to the soup.

Of course, I couldn’t use any store bought stock and had to make my own from scratch! So making soup took about five hours, but on the upside the stock recipe made about 500 gallons so I now have all the stock I’ll ever need, frozen in ice cube form.

Vegetable Stock

it was a very leek-centric broth experience

Thursday is usually our poutine night, and although I said I wasn’t going to have any without him, Taylor told me so many times I should still have some and he didn’t mind, that when the day came I really wanted some. So it’s his fault! While he was picking it up I made him some grilled asparagus and portobella mushrooms.

Brown Rice, Asparagus & Portobella Mushroom

I initially only grilled one mushroom because he didn’t know if he would like them- he did, so he grilled two more himself, although he didn’t do as good of a job as I did. He had some leftover brown rice that he added to his meal, except I think he thinks he needs to suffer on this diet so he didn’t bother warming it up? idk.

Taylor himself made our dinner on Friday night, brown rice with carrots, celery and green peppers, topped with sunflower sprouts.

Brown Rice & Veggies

Originally he was just going to serve the rice with raw cut up vegetables, but I gave him one of these >____> until he broke down and cooked them.

So I guess so far it’s going alright? On the nights when we’re all eating together I’ve been able to find a pretty good balance between what Taylor CAN eat with what Sym and I WILL eat, and we’ve had some pretty good successes with trying new things. A lot of people have suggested I look at vegan or gluten-free cooking blogs to get ideas, but so many of the recipes on them have ingredients he can’t eat that it’s actually easier for me to just take regular recipes and modify them myself (for example, the soup recipe called for butter, but I just subbed in some olive oil instead). However, if any of you have any good recipe ideas that don’t contain any of the following ingredients, I’d love to hear them!

The full list of foods Taylor can’t have right now (it’s a little redundant in places):
• caffeine*
• refined sugar*
• refined grains*
• alcohol*
• spicy food*
• chocolate**
• white flour**
• fried food**
• processed food**
• animal products (meat, etc)
• dairy
• eggs
• coconut & coconut products/tree nuts/peanuts
• seeds
• hydrogenated vegetable oils
• wheat/gluten (it’s in EVERYTHING, I had to go to four different grocery stores to find wheat-free oatmeal, wth)
• corn & anything derived from corn
• soy in any form
• strawberries
• citrus fruit

*these foods he is supposed to cut out completely forever and ever
**these foods he is supposed to avoid as much as possible forever and ever

Manicure Monday

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Last week’s nails:

Hard Candy in Fabuluxe
This colour is GORGEOUS. You get great coverage with just a couple coats and it dries quite quickly. However, the polish is pretty gloopy to work with, and I don’t know if it was because I was washing my hands more than normal, but it all peeled off in just a couple days. Kind of lame, but I think it’s better than trying to get glitter polish off with remover and a cotton pad.

This week’s nails:

Quo by Orly in First Class
LOVE this colour. In real life it’s pinker than it looks here, more of a rose gold colour. So pretty! Like the other Quo by Orly polishes I’ve tried, this one was great.

Hard Candy in Mushroom

Hardy Candy in Mushroom
I normally wouldn’t go for a brown shade like this, but I actually like it. The formula seemed okay- I always do a terrible job on my toes so who can really say. I also think this colour goes really well with the First Class- I’d like to do a leopard nail using these two.

Last week I received my runner-up prize from Hard Candy for the StyledOn DIY Manicure contest you all helped me win. Originally it was just supposed to be nail polish, but it took so long for Hard Candy to send that they included a bunch of make up, and StyledOn also sent me a $25 e-giftcard to Sephora, but I couldn’t use it in Canada so I sold it to an American friend.

DIY Manicure Contest Runner-Up Prize

left to right: matte top coat, Splendid, Sky, Frenzy

DIY Manicure Contest Runner-Up Prize

left to right: Fabuluxe, Mushroom, Beetle, The End

DIY Manicure Contest Runner-Up Prize

front to back: Stay In Line mechanical eyeliner pencil in Baby Brown Sparkle, Stroke of Gorgeous felt tip eyeliner in Nautical, Eye Def metallic eyeshadow in The Essence of Envy, Lashaholic mascara in Blackest Black, Lash Tinsel mascara in Starstuck

DIY Manicure Contest Runner-Up Prize

front to back: Plumping Serum volumizing lip gloss in Short Circuit, tinted lip balm in Lovestruck

I’m Back

Peace in Our Time

I can’t even begin to explain what a hassle this blog-moving has been. If you follow my twitter or the blog’s facebook page then you might have some idea, but basically the last four days have been an endless cavalcade of support emails and error messages, finally culminating this afternoon in a flurry of my most hysterical tweets yet. At one pm I posted my now-classic rant and within hours everything was resolved and my blog was all nice and cozy in its new hosting home. FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS.

Thank you to everyone who gave me emotional support during this time of extreme crisis, I really appreciate it! And to everyone who was inundated with a bunch of old posts when I was editing them earlier this week: I’m sorry. Now I’m ready to start posting all the posts I didn’t post in the past week, so get ready for posts on hese exciting topics!

•  triple-chocolate mini-donuts!

• all the make up & nail polish Hardy Candy sent me as a runner-up prize from the StyleOn DIY Manicure contest!

• the food I’ve been making to fit in with Taylor’s stringent new dietary restrictions!

•my new neighbors’ new fence!

•I got my hair done and it looks exactly the same!

• my new raincoat!

• people sent me socks and scarves in the mail!

• aaaaaaaaaand lots more new & adorable pet pictures!

Now that the move is made it’s possible that some posts might be weird, or missing images/videos, or have broken links. If anyone is creepy creeping through my archives and finds a broken post, I would love it if you could leave a quick comment to let me know something needs fixing.

Slow It Down

I don’t know if I’m going to be posting much this week, because I’m going to be busy with a new, super-fun project. That was sarcasm btw, because the project I’m working on is moving this blog off of wordpress.com and self-hosting it. Actually Taylor very thoughtfully (at my insistence) already did all that HOWEVER I need to re-redo the layout (that I just redid, argh) and find and reinsert a bunch of pictures into my posts. See, MOST of the pictures you see on this blog are on my flickr, but in the wayback long time ago before I had a flickr account I just uploaded all the pictures right to wordpress.com, and I still sometimes do if it’s something like a screencap or picture from someone’s etsy or something. So yeah. I need to download all those pictures (since most of them I don’t have on my computer anymore), upload them to flickr and edit them back into the posts. There’s only like TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY of them so it’s no big deal. (More sarcasm)

Argh.

Anyway this also means that if you didn’t update your links when I first switched from unicornparade.wordpress.com to unicornpara.de, then you need to go do it! Right now!

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Anyway, hopefully I’ll get this all done pretty quickly and get back to posting like normal! Of course, I need to actually START doing it first. Today I was so desperate to find something to procrastinate on I actually started ironing my sheets and pillowcases O____o

Some Things

Cable Knit Sweater
me earlier this week, when my eyes still worked

Now that I’ve been to the doctor for antibiotic eyedrops & can see again, here’s a selection of things from the week.

Sailor Moon Cats
this week Sailor Moon was really big in our house

Symphony’s dad was away in Alberta all week for work, so that meant she was here every day, as was the dog. It was awesome having them both around, but I’m so used to the schedule we usually have it seemed to make the week really long somehow. Like a whole week of Wednesdays.

Yellow Cucumber
a yellow cucumber, who knew this was even a thing?

I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned it in this blog, but Taylor has a fairly gnarly form of seborrheic dermatitis (it’s a skin condition) and nothing really ever seems to help. He recently made some dietary changes to try to get it under control, but after some research on my part and discussion, he decided to just go whole-hog and cut out everything that could be triggering it, at least temporarily. This week has been a kind of “last hurrah” of sushi, poutine, pie and beer, before starting six weeks of pretty much nothing but vegetables, fruits (except no citrus or strawberries) and brown rice.

Ombre Banner
my latest, greatest idea: ombre glitter banners

On Wednesday I was working on a banner for a customer in a particular colour scheme, when I had a brilliant burst of inspiration on how to make it even more amazing.

Happy Friday everyone!

It Came From My Eyeball

Way back in time on the internet, a certain blogger *cough*kdiddy*cough* posted an extreme close-up photograph of her diseased eyeball. I’m not gonna do that. You’re welcome.

Last night when I was reading Sym her bedtime chapter of Harry Potter (the chapter of Goblet of Fire where Voldemort gets his body back, perfect reading for bedtime), my left eye started watering incontrollably. Just watering and watering. It was making me crazy, and it kept it up all evening, until I went to bed. At three am I woke up and discovered it was gooped shut, and when I managed to pry it open my vision was all blurry and obstructed. I stumbled to the bathroom mirror and confirm my suspicions.

I am suffering from THE HEARTBREAK OF CONJUNCTIVITIS.

Gross. GROSS. Pink eye is the biggest drag ever, and it’s one of the diseases that the health authority mandates can’t be hanging out untreated in a child care setting. If the kids get it they can’t come (although I did once have a parent send her child to daycare with such a bad case of pink eye that it was like there were rivers of green snot pouring down his cheeks, yuck), and if I get it the kids can’t come. I had the text all my clients first thing this morning and ask them to keep their kids at home, at least until I go to the doctor. So inconvenient for them, but thankfully they were all very understanding (most people are when you tell them you have pus oozing out of your face).

The worst part is I know EXACTLY where, when and why I got this pinkeye. Not from any of the kids, and not from having a cold (did you know colds can spread up the inside of your face to your eyes and give you viral conjunctivitis? It’s true!), but from my own stupidity. See, I RARELY wear makeup. It’s just not suited to my life and tbh I don’t really care that much. So I rarely think about makeup, and I certainly never think about replacing old, old, old items. But on Wednesday night we went out for dinner with an old fried of mine, and I actually wore makeup for once. Without even thinking twice I swiped on a couple of coats of some Lancome Hypnose (aka the best mascara everrrrrrr) waterproof mascara. Waterproof mascara I bought to wear on my wedding day in case I cried. My wedding day which was in March of 2009.

Oops.

So. LESSON LEARNED. I will be tossing the offending mascara immediately and picking up a new tube- luckily the doctor’s office I’m going to is right next to a drugstore, which is convenient for both having prescriptions filled AND replacing bacteria-riddled mascara tubes (fun fact: in Canada you can buy Lancome mascara at the drugstore. One time on a trip to Seattle I forgot mine at home and I was SHOCKED and APPALLED that I had to go to Macy’s to buy a new one).

Beautiful Georgie

As promised, not a picture of my crusty, seeping eyeball.

What I’ve Been Reading

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Book Trio
Swamplandia!, Karen Russell; Twilight #18 Watery Grave, Joseph Trainor; Codename: Sailor V, Vol. 1, Naoko Takeuchi

I read Karen Russell’s St. Lucy’s Home for Girls Raised by Wolves a few months ago and I’d been meaning to read Swamplandia! ever since. It took me a little while to get into it- the chapters which between the POV of two different characters and I didn’t really like one of them at first, but it definitely grew on me. This book is basically amazing and you should definitely read it.

Before there was Twilight, there was TWILIGHT: WHERE DARKNESS BEGINS… When I was a kid in the 80s, my sister had a bunch of these cheesy YA horror novels and I read them all. I recently remembered them and on a crazy whim I ordered one, Watery Grave, a total gem of literature. It was just as terrible and wonderful as I remembered, and I particularly like the ending where SPOILER ALERT the female protagonist saves her injured boyfriend by blowing the monster’s head off with a shotgun. There are lots of other books in this series and I kind of want them all, so if you are looking for a gift for me you wouldn’t go wrong with a bunch of these. I’m particular keen on getting Nightmare Lake, Spirits and Spells and The Initiation.

In case you live under a rock or are for some reason not obsessed with Sailor Moon, then you know that all the original manga are being rereleased with a new, more accurate English translation. I preordered the first two, Codename: Sailor V Volume 1 and Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Volume 1 and they came on Friday night. It took me a little while to get used to the right-to-left reading, but I have no complaints about this and look forward to getting the rest of the series.

a full list of all this year’s books can always be found here, and as always, book links are usually to Amazon, and clicking on them might earn me a nickel.

Variations on a Theme

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Honey Garlic Roasted Chick Peas

I really like recipes that have easy tweakability, and I also really like snacking. These roasted chickpeas are perfect for both tweaking and snacking. I’ve made them with the original salt & vinegar recipe, I’ve made a chili lime variation and most recently, a honey garlic variation that is my new favourite thing to eat.

The honey garlic was a little different to make than the other varieties, so I decided to make a real post about it. Also because I’m totally over my once weekly big food-round-up posts (as evidence by my being terrible about even making them haha).

Anyway. Ingredients! (shown here making an assault on Black Reach.)

Honey Garlic Roasted Chick Peas

1 14oz can chick peas
2 1/2 cups water
1/2 cup honey
1 clove garlic
2 tsp olive oil
salt to taste

It’s worth noting here that all my ingredients are either local, organic, or both, except for the salt, which is my own special blend of New Zealand sea salt and two different varieties of Hawaiian Alaea sea salt. Why is this worth noting? Because I’m a total pretentious douche.

Drain and rinse your chickpeas and mince your garlic.

Honey Garlic Roasted Chick Peas
Honey Garlic Roasted Chick Peas
Honey Garlic Roasted Chick Peas
Sharky the Shark Knife is a big fan of garlic.

In a medium saucepan over medium heat, combine the water and honey, and stir until the honey is fully dissolved. Add chick peas and minced garlic to pan. Increase heat to high and bring to a boil. Remove from heat and let sit for 30 minutes.

Honey Garlic Roasted Chick Peas
This looks gross but I swear it’s not.

Preheat oven to 425 and line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Using a fine sieve, strain the chickpeas and garlic (using a colander with large holes will result in the heartbreak of garlic loss). Place of the baking sheet, drizzle with oil and sprinkle with salt. Roll the peas around until they are nicely coated- I don’t like getting oil all over my hands (I already have to wash my hands 550,000 times a day, why would I want make extra hand-washing work for myself?) so I do this by folding the parchment over them in different directions and rolling them.

Honey Garlic Roasted Chick Peas
Honey Garlic Roasted Chick Peas

Roast for anywhere from 30 to 45 minutes until golden brown. I’ve never roasted mine for longer than 35 minutes, and they can burn really easily so be careful! You definitely need to keep an eye on these.

Honey Garlic Roasted Chick Peas

Allow to cool for .5 seconds before stuffing them all in your face while reading volume 1 of the newly rereleased Codename: Sailor V, like I did on Sunday night.

Honey Garlic Roasted Chick Peas
Honey Garlic Roasted Chick Peas
Perfect evening, tbh.

Manicure Monday

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Last week I ran-didn’t-walk to Shopper’s Drug Mart to pick up some of the new Quo by Orly nail polishes, and I have to say, WOW. The colours are totally beautiful and the formula is amazing. Not too thick and gloopy, not too thin and watery. No streaks, two coats for perfect coverage, and dries quickly. I’ve tried four shades so far and been thrilled with all the results. Here are the first two.

Quo by Orly Celestial Star
right hand: Quo by Orly in Celestial Star

This has purple in it as well but unfortunately I couldn’t get it to photograph properly no matter what light I used. It’s really pretty but for some reason it reminds me of this metallic blue Wet’n’Wild polish all my goth friends and I used in 1993 (back then it was the only “weird” colour of polish, besides black).

Quo by Orly in Turquoise Sky
left hand: Quo by Orly in Turquoise Moonlight

I had a bit more luck with this one! Depending on the light it looks anywhere from bright turquoise to dark teal to emerald green. I love this polish, I haven’t been able to stop staring at it!